Thought?

Weird, I have my IfuckingB Boards in like 2 weeks and I am blogging.
Something to ponder upon.

Wheeeee

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I AM BWAHAPIEEEEE

LALA

WHEEE

but im stuck in the library, listening to the history teacher talking about something that i have no fucking idea about..
whtevr

pracheetas making me laugh but spacing out and opening and shutting her mouth everytime the teacher looks at her :P

i lub lub lub herr <3

okay,
also,
i love himmm

whee

many people dnt like it.. but i dont care
i lovee himm

:D :D :D :D :D

PS. I LOVE HIM

EDIT HTML

SAAAAAMMMMMOOOOOSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHEE?

Giant Wars

The Giants are at war again.
The thunder can be heard
from far away.
They approach.
More than the eyes can see.
They rise clouds of dust
and blah blah blah


thats the best i could do for now

Happy Thoughts

ASAD says:
Wait dont cry
Listen
MIhika

aristide bruant says:
MIHIKA
URE TALKING TO ME ABOUT MIHIKA AT A TIME LIKE THIS???

ASAD says:
Wait thats not helpin

aristide bruant says:
slaps
okay fine
tell me about mihika

ASAD says:
Ahh
Mihika is beautiful

bruant says:
lol
*disowns*

ASAD says:
u laughed

aristide bruant says:
SLAP
this is going on my blog

ASAD says:
Dude anything to make u laugh
Even if the helps
aristide bruant says:
aww
ASAD says:
slaps himself

aristide bruant says:
ily

ASAD says:
I lub u too
: )
NOW GO EAT SOME CORNFLAKES

(sigh)
*binges on cornflakes*

:D

Whoooo

IOC IS OVER

O
V
E
R


OVER!!!
WHEEEEEEEEEE
WHOOOOOOOOO
YYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
lala

im bored now

Yes, its called Trash-Talk baby <3

The blondness of people really suprises me at times.

I mean.. the whole thing litreally just spells youre name!

Are you THAT stupid?

Till there was you

There were bells on a hill
But I never heard them ringing
No, I never heard them at all
Till there was you
There were birds in the sky
But I never saw them winging
No, I never saw them at all
Till there was you
Then there was music and wonderful roses
they tell me in sweet fragrant meadows
of dawn and dew
There was love all around
But I never heard it singing
No I never heard it at all
Till there was you
Then there was music and wonderful roses
they tell me in sweet fragrant meadowsof dawn and dew
There was love all around
But I never heard it singing
No, I never heard it at all
Till there was you
Till there was you


P.S. - Rahil, I do.

3 Guesses Who.

10 Things I hate about you:

1] You pretend to be all sweet in front of everyone but we all know what you are thinking. We are not stupid.

2] Stop dissing people behind their backs. We all know that it was you who told on us and made everyone believe that you were the innocent civilian caught in the cross fire.

3] You wonder why I've stopped talking to you. Read this and then never call me again.

4] I am allowed to have friends except you. Stop stalking them!

5] You bitched about me to a person that I really cared about. How would you like it if I did the same?

6] You're a waste of time.

7] You are irritating.

8] The fake cutness is bloddy annoying. STOP DOING IT.

9] When people don't call you when theyre going out. It not my fault stop calling me and yelling at me for that.
10] Stop trying to put me down. You know youll never be able to do it.

Comment Moderation.

Stones are solid.
Water in liquid.
Fart is gaseous.

I like Jelly.
Grape Jelly is awesome.

I also like Fevi Qiuck-ing someones lips shut when i can't stand anymore of their constant bullshit.
Just the thought of it makes me smile in the sedistic way.
'Gilbert' knows who I am talking about :p

Hagagagaga
Whats up Doc?

Shortcuts: press Ctrl with: B = Bold, I = Italic, P = Publish

Hmm
Boredom leads to this.

Okay, so I was talking to um.. lets call the person iPod.
So iPod and I were talking about how people care about if someone is not talking to them or something along these lines.. can't really remember now but yeah.
So.. I was wondering, WHY do people care about what other people think about them.
I mean, its youre life. Live it the way you want to and not on other peoples views...and im pretty sure that the same person must "think" something negetive about the other person too. So, why do you care again?
Fucking retard.

Lunch.

Met up with Shradha, Ash, Natalie and Shy today.. it was fun and a bit embarassing
Went to Mariott and binged... the good times are back.

Went to school in the morning to play Basketball and ended up learning about Pace Bowling from Gilbert aka Rahil
Khanatu makes me smile :)

Gah. I love this.
This is bliss.
Optimism isnt a bitch anymore.

xoxo

Okay, random outburst of anger over :D

Awesome.

Feel nice.

Want to talk to Shikhar now :]

ttyl

<3>

Happy Ending?

Yes, Im not in a good mood and Blondie just called me up.
He makes me feel intelligent, hence I love him.

Blondie just told me that his eyebrows are hurting
HAHAHAHAHA
I crack myself up.

Like today at Birdys I laughed for no reason.
Ruku and Rahil decided to ignore me. I don't blame them.
Blurgh.

Things that I need to complete before I sleep:
1] G4 Poster.
2] Eco Commentary. (which is three months overdue)
3] Kill George.

OMG, I am bored so Im going to type about how Geroge has no work except to call people's moms up. I think that he has a fetish for them or something.

Okay, so it was Scooter and me in the washroom NOT bunking Hindi but we just stayed there out of habbit that has formed due to the last one year of bunking 3rd lecture.
Pracheeta and Paulami joined us and we were talking about random shit and then the bitch-whos-going-through-menapause aka, Hema Rajan the french teacher pulls us out and tells us, "Come out! George sir wants to talk to you"
Praccheta, dashes into the loo so Hema misses her. Lucky her. So we get into Georges' cabin and he threatens to call our moms up. As it is I am good as dead at home, this would have made it worse. So Paulamis mom gets the phone call and then my brain works and I use the 'P' word.
Georges face contracts and his eyes bulge.
Men hate the 'P' words.
So he decides to let us go and Natalie and I are saved.
Poor Paulami.

The Beatles

I am now happy!
Listening to the Beatles has this magical effect on the listener.
Love them and you can always count on them to cheer you up
espcially Hey Jude for some reason just cheers me up
XD!

Hey Jude
Dont let me down
You have found her
Now go get her
Rememer to let her into youre heart
Then you can start to make it better
So let it out and let it in
Hey Jude begin
You waiting for someone
before you
Dont you know that its just you
Hey Jude, its just you
What you need
is on your shoulder
na-na-na-na-na


WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOO!!!
NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA

I need cornflakes NOW!

*binges on cornflakes*

Don't you just love them?

xoxo

Changes

I havnt been blogging for a while now
*stunned silence*

ya, thts coz the house arrest just reached a whole new level.
Conditions by Mom:
1] Surrender youre phone by 9:30 pm
2] Surrender Internet connection by 9:30 pm
3] Surrender iPod by 9:30 pm
4] Surrender you're social life forever.

Don't want to go into the details. Too messy.
So basically I wrote this sad and depressing poem after the house arrest that makes me want to hurl my laptop at my overrated south indian english higher level teacher now.

Blurgh.
I miss technology after 9:30 :'(

Anyways, the only thing keeping me from killing myself is my boyfriend. I don't know why but talking to him just cheers me up and makes me feel all happy.

I don't even know why I am writing this.
Maybe because I don't talk as much as I used to...
Weird.

Changes that other people have noticed in me:
1] I don't talk as much.
2] I am not that random anymore.
3] I smile a lot (?)
4] My phone actually has balance.
5] My assignments are being completed.
6] I am scoring higher marks.
7] I don't yell Cornflakes in the middle of math anymore.

I miss my 3 in the morning cornflakes craving. :'(

Hope this is just a phase that I am going through.

Hmm.. I had a weird thing that I just wanted to put the following people in a conference and just talk to them:

Shikhar
Natalie
Rahil
Ruku
Shradha
Shy
Vir
Priyanka
Shukla
Dhruv
Abby
Ash
Utsav

Double weird.
Maybe I am just feeling nostalgic at the moment.
Gah.


This is a sad post that I just know that I am going to delete after a day or something.

Tribute.

Okay you low lieing arthropods.
Today is Juhi Jelkies Birthday!!

WHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

You need to know something about her:
1] Shes the bestest friend anyone vould ever have.
2] She listens to all my shit
3] I listen to her shit and I never get bored (as opposed to someother people)
4] She always gives me good advice.
5] I love her to death and beyond.

I'm not into all the meaningful crap as you would have found out by now because if you want to say something to that person, say it to them in person and not write it on the WWW.

Hence, Juhi all I have to say is that I love you and forever short time we've known each other and you've seen me through my first "boyfriend" xD

INSIDE JOKES WHORES.

psst.... Juhi, Devanando loves you too :P

SILENCE! I KILL YOU!

So I have a 50 mark progression test tomorrow.
Awesome right?

It would be but I don't know a thing.
Zilch.
Nothing.
Nada.

So now I have to go and find my Bio textbook and workbook and cram everything I can.

Also, I have planned that Motiviation has bitten me so Im going to start studying.
From tomorrow.

And if i don't Rahil is going to harass me till the time I do.

Happy Moods evapourated.

[Beauty and the Beast]

I've gotten up 3 mornings in a row without feeling grumpy or irritaed.
I've gotten up feeling happy.
Its scaring me now.

Anyways, so yesterday was my last sports day of my school life and it was fun.

Got bored at first so started clicking pictures with Sakshie and then we hooted for the people who decided to run.
My throats all sore but its cool :)

Hung out with Rahil, Asad, Tarasha and a bunch of IG Fucks whose names I instantly forgot after they told me :S

I think that one of them was called Tubby.

It was weird at first but soon it got okay.. Rahil and I ran away from them but Asad dragged us back after Holy Water-ing Carter Road.

So in the end it was Tarasha, Rahil, Asad and Me.
Hung out till 10:30 then they had to head back home as they live in Lokhandwala, and Rahil dropped me home.

Came back home and ordered Pizza and watched Oceans 13.

Made plans for next Friday with R&S
Confused where we should go though:

Option A:
Not Just Jazz By The Bay - Amazing place but only if theres a good band playing otherwise it would suck.

Option B:
Play - Shikhars never been clubbing and wants to go there. Rahil and I don't mind but one of them would have to enter as a Stag.

Neways, I feel all geared up for completing my assignments for some reason.. maybe this is what leftover Pizza does to you.

xoxo
<3

Optimism Stung.

Optimism has bitten me.

YYAAYYYY!!!
xP!

I feel happy, pink butterflies are flying and dogs are chasing rainbows.
I want to see the sea. Im heading to the beach and I *wish* that I could just surf right now.

birds flying high
you know how i feell
sun in the sky
it s a new dawn
its a new day
its a new life
and im feeling gooddddd

Retirement Plans anyone?

Hmm.. so yeah Scooter initiated the "talk" and we didnt really get anywhere..
well i told her what i had to and then she went offline :s

Weird.

Just like a Pill

Today was good in someways and bad in others.
Scooter and I still havnt patched things up but I met up with one of my best friends since 5th grade who came down from her boarding school.

Still in no talking mood but I like the sound of the keyboard, hence I shall type bullshit.

Hmm, the things I need to complete before Monday:

1] World Literature.
2] Eco commentary.
3] Business Project.
4] Find Math Portfolio.
5] Type Math Portfolio.
6] G4 Poster.
7] G4 Presentation.

Things that need to be done:

1] Patch things with Scooter.
2] Recharge Phone.
3] Hide laptop.
4] Stop dozing off on the phone/keyboard.


and so now KACHHINNN HE WANTS YOURE MONEY

Best Friends Forever?

You need to know something about me, I have a Male Ego.
I try not to let it get in the way but when you've grown up around 7 brothers, its kind of difficult.
Whatever.

Anyways, I am about to start ranting now. Run away while you still can.

I have this friend, lets call her Scooter.

So Scooter and I are kind of BFF's and all was well untill the day Scooter went to....Scooter Land.
So Scooter drags me on a sunday for shopping. JOY. I go and all I get to do is hold what she chooses. Its okay, I hate shopping, atleast I was useful. Anyways after we're done shopping she drags me to the shop above to look at shoes and I still don't protest. On our way back from Shoe Shopping, Scooter decides that she doesn't like my dressing. I still keep quiet.. well that and I had Maiden blasting on the other ear and I was tuned out anyways but then I came back down crashing when I realised that the person she was talking about for about the last 20 minutes was ME.
You know how warm and fuzzy I felt right?
So I told her to shut up. Very unlike me because I hate confrontations. I prefer to just pretend like that thing never happened and move on.

Bruise One for Ego.

After she came back, we did just that. Pretend that it never happend. All was well untill I had that weird thing that I don't want to talk to anyone except Rahil, Juhi and Shikhar.
I think that it kind of hurt her..but I needed change. Anyways then this entire love triangle thing happened that involved one of her relatives and one my very very good friends. I stayed out of it. But I call her up and she starts accusing me of telling the guy that the other girl likes him better than her relative. And I would do that because I know the other girl right?
What hurt me was that she believed those people who don't even know me instead of just asking me upfront.

Bruise Two for Ego.

Then, last night she sent me a message and we had the "talk" and it was alright in the morning. After school I had to go meet a friend with R&S and she did her own thing so I call her up in the evening and she doesn't answer. Then I get a missed call so I call her back and this is how the conversation went:

Scooter: God, how many times are you calling me?
Me: I just called you once.
Scooter: Well, I got a missed call before this one and a message and now you're calling me again.
Me: I just called you once and the other two can't be possible because my phone died on the way to school. Unless you're hallucinating.
Scooter: Blah Blah Blah...
Me: Fuck this. I'll talk you whenever.

Bruise Three for Ego.

Today.

ZOMG!

TODAY WAS AWESOME!



My stomachs still hurting from laughing so much!

I also fell in love with two of the best people I know. Again.

*wipes tear from cheek*



Yes, I am a Drama Queen.



But I am oh-so-in-love with them! Its like after hanging out with I feel everyone is... dull.

They're just so funny!! Even though they rag eachother and me all the time you can't help but fall in love with them.



So the day started with me getting up at 11 and realised that it was Republic Day and so I saw the Parade.

Its been 60 years since we became a Republic and it was Dr. Ambedkar who wrote our Consitution. NOT Gandhi.

Got that Lisa?



Anyways, I met Rahil around 4:30 and we went to Black Faith where he picked out a top for me >_<

So I ended up buying a Pink Flyod shirt when I wanted to buy the Jim Morrison one.

Grr.. but I like the Pink Floyd one too [not as much as the Jim one. Boo you Rahil]



So after that we went to meet Shikhar who was kinda bumbed out about some shit that happened but then we had Gola!

Gola makes everyone happy, even if you're going through a break up. Don't you just love the Indian Invention? [More on this later.]



We just hung out and had a blast even though the trees decided to throw stuff at us and crows to shit on the other two [HAHA! SUCKERS!!]



Then we came back to my place and Shikhar just fucked around on facebook which had Rahil and me in splits XD!

Then they read my blog and I got group hug!! *melts*



Then Mom came and were trying to force feed us spinach soup so as we did the right thing.

We ran.



Went back to Carters to drop them and came home to delicious Cup-A-Noodles



In the end I had an awesome day and can't wait for more of them!

~<3



psst..I hope tht Idon't jinx tomorrow, since I have a Hindi Test and no idea whts there for the portion.



*fingers crossed*

The Fall Of Rome

The piers are pummelled by the waves;
In a lonely field the rain
Lashes an abandoned train;
Outlaws fill the mountain caves.
Fantastic grow the evening gowns;
Agents of the Fisc pursue
Absconding tax-defaulters through
The sewers of provincial towns.
Private rites of magic send
The temple prostitutes to sleep;
All the literati keep
An imaginary friend.
Cerebrotonic Cato may
Extol the Ancient Disciplines,
But the muscle-bound Marines
Mutiny for food and pay.
Caesar's double-bed is warm
As an unimportant clerk
Writes I DO NOT LIKE MY WORK
On a pink official form.
Unendowed with wealth or pity,
Little birds with scarlet legs,
Sitting on their speckled eggs,
Eye each flu-infected city.
Altogether elsewhere, vast
Herds of reindeer move across
Miles and miles of golden moss,
Silently and very fast.

hehehehe

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sweet. =D

~Love Everlastingly~

Joanna or JB or Mojojojo is studying physo so she told me about the levels of love.

Apparently there are 3 levels of love:

1st level: Infactuation. You're "love" lasts for a couple of days
2nd level: Lasts for a couple of weeks.
3rd level: A max of 3 years.

...So Cinderella and Prince Charming didn't really live happily ever after eh?

Mindless Everything.

I have come to the realization that Indian Cable T.V. is crap.
I mean the movies? Larger than life.
The costumes? Discarded by a colourblind circus freak.
The budgets? Can fix the National Debt.
The action sequence? HELLOOO? What are we? Retarded?
But movies like Slumdog make the others feel tolerable that we spend actual money to see shit.
I saw Slumdog and it was awesome. Loved it but in someplaces I think that they should have stuck to the book.
Yes, its based on a book called Q&A. Read it. It’s awesome.

Oh ya, i was soo bored that I saw GossipGirl.
It was okay..not like the OC or worse.. Laguna Beach.
*strangles throat*

Not even Iron Maiden can satiate my thirst.
I want to do my assignments but feeling too rebellious to do so.I want to go out but I know that it will just make it worse.

So what do I do?
I see the X Files/Jay Leno/ Heck, even Ellen reruns since I cannot stand to look at my books any more.

I wonder how nerds tolerate it. I’m not categorizing anyone here because face it, I am Indian.
All of us are nerds.
It runs in our veins.If you’re not a Doctor/Engineer/Lawyer... you're entire education has just crawled down the drain.
Wave it goodbye.

House Arrest.

I am under House Arrest till the end of November.
Joy.
Look at me, I am jumping up and down in excitment.

Ive gotten 5 calls in the last half hour asking me if I want to come out tonight. I know it sounds superficial but I NEED to go out and not depend on my phone for hearing another voice except the one which is blasting form my speakers right now talking about how to improve my IOC.
FUCKING SHOOT ME, I AM DIEING ANYWAYS.
IM SLOOWWLLLYY ROTTING TO DEATH HERE WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN WATCH T.V. COZ IVE FUCKING STUDIED FOR 6 HOURS STRAIGHT.

*stabs self*

This is the result for no fresh air thanks to the air conditionar and no human contact except my dog who refuses to do anything except lie over my economics textbook and wag its tail.

Do you get capital punishment for breaking youre head against a wall?

E.T.

Okay, it is Friday and approximatly 1 am and I am at home.
Do yoou have any idea what does to me?

..the latest updates:

One of my really good friends Ashish Makati has being hijacked by Aliens and they gave him a personality makeover and a haircut :S

Ashish does not say "Sorry" or "I miss you"
he generally starts off a conversation with "I hate you"

See?

Asad's theory: Hes turning gay.
=/

My theory: Alien Abduction and not the E.T. kind.

So long suckers.. im going back to listening to Candy Girl.
Don't judge me.

~Carb Overload~

CORNFLAKES!!!

CARB OVERLOAD!!!!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, I'm currently talking to Natalie on the phone who refuses to say anything except YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY!
and then ask me if its okay that she married Utsav on facebook =

I mean... WTF?
I am OVER that guy...like ages ago
Gosh. Whats wrong with the world?

oh..shes hyper now

...and what makes me all the happy right now is that we have to go to Aarey Milk Shit tomorrow where we "business" students ask them their "organisational skills and marketing SNOOREEEE" while the Physics bitches do whatever they have to and while the Chem assholes just boil the damn "doodh" for no reason.

Rahil and I are going to steal Aarey Milk Products tomorrow.
Thats how bored we are.
And we haven't even gone there yet.

Maybe its some weird time-of-the-month thing but I really don't feel like talking to anyone except Rahil, Pracheeta and Juhi.
Why?

Anyways...back to Carb Overload where I talk about random shit.

Piniatas (is tht how u spell it? Boo you)
I don't know what kind of sick pleasure people get from beating a stuffed animal with goodies filled with sweets?
Oh...now i get it
*thwaks head*

Okay now I've got a "Hit" Shikhar telling me about Davidoff Light.
Awesome.

I don't get soft toys and boys? If you have a fight. They get you a soft toy.
Its like the Circle Of Life..

grr..

I hate Mondays.
I hate Tuesdays.
I hate Wednesdays.
but I ESPECIALLY hate Thursdays.. do you know why?

DOUBLE MATH AND DOUBLE ECO
*runs out of room with a knife and slashes books*

Yes, I am all for studies.

Boo you.

Since I am bored and have nothing to do, I will tell you what I did today:

Got up at 6:30 AM
Went back to sleep.
Got up
Got dressed
Went to school.
Prayed to God that I wouldn't slowly decompose in class listening to the oh-so-interesting Kenyan Economic Model
Somebody shoot me.

..anyways after school is when all the fun started-ish
Hung out with Rahil and Shikar after ages.. and Shikhar told me something that made me fall in love with him all over again.

Shikhar: I can't live without Dhruv.. its like you and Natalie.
Me: Ya..i guess so, but its more like Rahil and I now.
Shikhar: Yeah, im getting to that point with Rahil too.
Me: Oh, nice..
Shikhar: ..and you

Yes, Im a sucker for happy endings.
Shoot me.

About.

This is what this thing will be about:
If youre expecting something deep and meanigful, please stop viewing this now.
If you want something do while you're stuck at math class/ a boring job you're at the right place.
Or you can be one of the people i jst forced to read it.

Have fun loosers